The thing you never knew you needed for your Christmas tree, our Merry Jizzmas dangler is the perfect piece to spice up your spruce. Lovingly crafted using your choice of mirror acrylic, backed onto glossy black acrylic. This piece is engraved with a cheeky knob design and finished with a lil’ droplet of jizz. Your piece will come with a slither of black ribbon, ready for you to thread and hang your penis in pride of place!

Oh wait, there’s more! Your pecker will come in his own little posing pouch, so you can tuck him away once Christmas is done and keep him safe for years to come. Or you know you could keep it out all year right? If penis plant charms aren’t already a thing, let’s make it a thing!

Available as a single dingle, or pack of 3!

Measurements: 8cm x 7cm

Materials: 3mm thick acrylic, gold o-rings and black ribbon.

Also available with a white gloss backing. 

Designed, cut & crafted in Sheffield, UK.